1. georgetakei:

This makes the pterodactyl look downright friendly.
Source: http://po.st/BfastPottyGT

    georgetakei:

    This makes the pterodactyl look downright friendly.

    Source: http://po.st/BfastPottyGT

     
  2. georgetakei:

I don’t have any tattoos, but if I did, I imagine I would fit in with these folks just fine: http://ohmyyy.gt/s4jV5k

    georgetakei:

    I don’t have any tattoos, but if I did, I imagine I would fit in with these folks just fine: http://ohmyyy.gt/s4jV5k

     
  3. mrsguiltregret:

    adultwasteland:

    Mike Patton and Elton John.

    One of Ryan’s favorite musicians & his kinda sorta boss gets into a fight. I wonder who won.

    I bet it was Elton, actually.

    If this were a true story.

    (Source: babybungle)

     
  4. emilyshur:

    Some of my favorite outtakes of Jonah Ray and Kumail Nanjiani currently out in the current issue of Wired Mag.  Lots of thanks to both of them for being fun and nice.  Those two qualities really go a long way in my book.  If you enjoy laughing, definitely for sure absolutely watch The Meltdown with Jonah and Kumail on Comedy Central.  

    (via jonahray)

     
  5. loladelphia:

These signs are killing me. The house doesn’t have to actually be old, just “old-looking.”

    loladelphia:

    These signs are killing me. The house doesn’t have to actually be old, just “old-looking.”

     
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    1. Danny Mahoney: I got a million fuckin jokes. I got a fuckin book full o' jokes, I'll whip it out, I'll tell ya a joke. How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex pay his bills? No. Uh, how does a dinosaur pay his bills? Tyrannosaurus checks. That's a great fuckin joke! Ya understand me?
    2. Jason Mantzoukas: Wow.
    3. Scott Aukerman: Is the mess up in the middle of it part of it?
    4. Jason Mantzoukas: Yeah, you had to redo the set up.
    5. Danny Mahoney: What're ya talkin about?
    6. Jason Mantzoukas: Work on the set up.
    7. Danny Mahoney: What difference does it fuckin make?
    8. Jason Mantzoukas: Tell me the joke again.
    9. Danny Mahoney: How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex pay his bills? Wait. How does a dinosaur pay his bills? Tyrannosaurus checks. That's part of the set up! So people know it's coming! That's how a fuckin' joke works, asshole!
    10. Jason Mantzoukas: Okay, well, let's not even get into it.
     
  8. micdotcom:

    3 years after her big break, Robyn has pioneered the largest shift in American pop music 

    Robyn’s latest EP, Do It Again, was released in May to enthusiastic reviews. She’s on tour behind it now, but when she released a fiery music video for the title song on Tuesday, the music world shifted focus immediately. That’s because Robyn is unlike most every other female pop star, and most of them are following her lead. She’s pioneered the biggest recent shift in American pop with her refusal to sugarcoat even the biggest anthems and her dedication to cathartic darkness. When she makes a move, everyone watches.

    Her influence can be felt all over the charts

    (via laughterkey)

     
  9. jonahray:

#felcher #sdcc

    jonahray:

    #felcher #sdcc